This blog is innappropriate.
I’m sure you’ve all heard of (or perhaps seen) the latest feel-good internet phenomenon “two girls one cup” (quite possibly one of the sickest videos out there). It may be even sicker than this blog.
I was making sausage balls today when I felt a sharp pain in my tummy. “not a good day to eat sausage balls” I thought to myself. Time goes by and it goes away and comes back, and goes away and comes back (you all know the drill). Well the time comes to go to the bathroom and as I go to the throne, I see that one of the kids has already went #1 in it. The other toilet is out of commission until we figure out why the water won’t cut off. I go to flush the toilet and it goes down…slowly. After I’m done, I realized the toilet was stopped up.
This is not good considering I’m “sick” I’m watching the kids, I have to work tonight, and I have one broken toilet and a stopped up one. I turned the water on and flushed it to make sure it would go down okay, it didn’t. Well I had to use it anyway because what else am I gonna do? I went to flush it and surprise, it flushed!
Things are good now. Very good.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Why didn't you tell me you were sick and needed someone to watch the kids? I would have survived 5 kids. May not have had hair when all was said and done due to pulling it out, but I've kept them all before. I want you to make me some sausage balls since I didn't get any. And I haven't seen the video. So I don't know how sick it is.
I watched the video. You're right. VERY SICK!!! Excuse me while I puke.
Post a Comment